Wednesday my school had a soccer game against another school. They lost. After school I was talking with some of my students and this is what happened.
Student 1: Teacher, we had a soccer game today.
Me: I know.
Student 2: We lost, teacher!
Me: I know. I am sorry.
Student 3: Teacher, why weren't you there watching us play?
Student 1: We lost because you weren't there cheering for us!
Students 2 and 3: Yeah, we lost because of you!
Me: Awww! I had class though, how was I supposed to go to the game?!
Student 1: You come next time or else!
This next one happened before a class during my free talking time. I have been doing the first year speaking exams for the last two weeks and had on the whiteboard "No Korean". Well one of my students decided to change the sign to say "No borean". The following happened:
Me: What the heck is borean? That isn't even a word!
Student: It is a new element.
Me: Like on the periodic table?
Student: Yeah.
Me: Cool. Did you discover it? What is it?
Student: Of course, it is Young Bin (another student). He is borean!
With my advanced students I have been doing a travel lecture. They had to pick a location to travel to, make some sort of creation and present it to the class. They were all very good but the one about Space was super cute. The thing is, the girls had a special little drawing on their paper about "Queen Kara" and "every aliens ideal girl, Kara", with a picture of me. They also had a picture of themselves and the words "common girl" above them. It made me laugh for a good minute, during class.
The weirdness of student haircuts:
Me: Oh, you cut your hair!
Student: NO! Teacher, don't look!
Me: Aww, why not?
Student: It is bad.
Me: I still think you are cute. Why did you cut it?
Student: He cut my hair and this happened!
Me: Why did you let him cut your hair?!
Student: I didn't let him.
Me: O_O