Stuff Students Say

Today has been an interesting day in regards to the things my students have said. So I thought I would put up some of the more memorable moments I have had in my 8 months of teaching in Korea.

1. Teacher, you look like a panda today. A sick panda.

2. What is the actual name of the Venus of Freedom? (Statue of Liberty)

3. Student: Teacher, I am not gay, I have girlfriend.

Me: Does she go to our school? Or is she from your hometown?

Student: She lives in the terminal. (He did not understand my question)

Me: Your girlfriend lives in the terminal?!

4. Student: Teacher, (taking my hand) will you marry me?!

Me: Sure, whatever.

Student: YESUH!

5. I love you. (in sign language a week after they learned how to say it)

6. Student 1: Teacher, fashionista.

Student 2: Teacher, glamorous!

Student 3: No, no, no! Teacher, glamorous fashionista!

I really love these kids and the crazy things they do and say!