Saturday, August 16, 2014

Things Students Say...4

The first official week back to school was last week, however, not much happened with the students because we played a game and didn't really talk much.  This week has been different.

Playing a game with my advanced Practical English Class.  Throughout the game, a student (whose team was losing really bad) kept saying hilarious little things about the fact that they were losing and when they would gain a point.  Here is some of the dialogue:

Teacher, my team is losing!

Teacher, I hate you.  (after not getting a point)

Teacher, I love you! (after gaining two points)

Teacher, make the next word easier.  This word is too hard.  (the next word was 4 letters long: gnaw)

YES!  Easy word!  (gnaw: they had no idea it wasn't easy...bwahahahaha)

Teacher, I hate you!  What is that word?!  (after realizing the word was super difficult)

Needless to say his team lost...he was not a happy camper.  Ha.

Wednesday, in my second year class, a group of four boys professed their love for me and their wish to marry me.

S1:  Teacher, marry me!
S2:  I love you teacher!
S1:  I dream about marrying you teacher!
S3:  Me too!  I dream about marrying you!
S4:  I love you!
S1234:  Marry me!  (almost at the same time.)

Needless to say the entire class was laughing and I am standing at the front of the class dumbfounded.  I am used to one of them asking me to marry him because it happens almost every week like clockwork but all four joining was something else.

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