Monday, September 1, 2014

Things Students Say...5

Today in class I was discussing slang and one of the words was half baked.  I had the students write sentences for the words and the following happened when I told one to share their sentence.

Student:  Kara teacher is half baked.
Me:  WHAT?!  Why?
Student:  Because you don't speak Korean.
Me:  You don't speak English either.
Student:  I speak English!
Me:  I speak Korean than because you aren't fluent and neither am I.
Student:  Fine!  Kara teacher is half baked and I am half baked.  Same-same!

My students were supposed to make a Bucket List and the following were some of the more interesting sentences.

"I want to buy a girlfriend."

"I want to kill (another students name)."
then
"I want to commit suicide."  (Obviously talked to this student...)

"I want to have many girlfriends."

"I want to make rich friends, so I can live off of them."

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